Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,000 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Medals Earned: 19/20 (495/500 points)
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Fail 55 times
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COMPLETE THE STORY
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
